im tired of things costing money
And a good one.
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
My future wife probably sucking some dick right now…I still love her tho
Jhené Aiko for Complex Magazine (mini version)
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women